Heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what your bar tab already proves. People who treat their liver like a sparring partner and find that relatable rather than concerning. The weekend warrior. Is this shirt actually about drinking?.
Honest, self-aware, and probably holding a Corona. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?. Can I wear this on Cinco de Mayo?. Until now. Crew neck with DTG printing for color that outlasts your Cinco hangover.
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The I'm Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's done pretending. The cactus just provides plausible deniability.
You were already thinking it. The kind of person who'll argue about carbon footprints at a barbecue they drove forty minutes to attend. 100% cotton. Unisex fit S-2XL. DTG print. Will the print fade or crack?.
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Heavyweight cotton, real ink, real regret energy. Your friend who shows up to brunch on May 6th in sunglasses, no appetite, swearing they'll never do that again. This tee is just the honest version of that cycle.
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