People who made tequila a personality trait and stopped apologizing for it. Crew neck, because even tequila people have standards. Pair it with an actual bottle if you're feeling generous. Not even close.
The Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Tee is a backprint graphic tee from Unethical Threads for people who think the justice system's hottest accessory goes on your ankle. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so everyone behind you knows exactly where you stand on court-ordered jewelry.
You showed up to the Cinco de Mayo party. This shirt is just putting that energy into words. The joke is on you, the wearer. That's not punching down. People respect the honesty. Is this a good Cinco de Mayo gift?.
Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a punchline that needs no explanation. You already know. Most dads get socks or a tie they'll never wear. This is the shirt your dad will actually put on and then refuse to take off at the cookout.
The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any situation and still get the last word. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, zero subtlety. This is a shirt for people who commit to the bit. And honestly, you're probably right.
You already know what this shirt is about. If that makes you uncomfortable, it's doing its job. DTG printed graphic that stays sharp and vibrant through the wash cycle gauntlet. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and it'll stay looking sharp.
The My Liver Is On Vacation In The Icu After Cinco De Mayo Black Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the quiet part loud. People who treat Cinco De Mayo like a competitive sport. If you've ever woken up on May 6th wondering which organ to apologize to first, this one's for you.
If you squint. Almost certainly. That's not a bug, it's a feature. Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with sleeves. The full design is printed across the upper back. The front is blank, so people get the reveal when you walk past them.
Heavyweight cotton, solid DTG print, and a life philosophy you can wear to the bar. People who think a shot of Patron counts as self-care. Is this shirt actually about drinking tequila instead of going to therapy?.
Who actually wears a Cinco De Mayo hangover shirt?. Unethical Threads made a Cinco De Mayo shirt for the people who celebrate like heroes and suffer like mortals. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, no apologies.
